键盘侠老詹卧底骑士队差点得逞与米切尔比烂狂拆自家水晶

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[赛后贴]今日NBA常规赛,湖人队客场121-115战胜骑士队。

双方数据

骑士(8-8):米切尔22分5板6助、斯特鲁斯13分4板、小莫布里18分6板6助4断、阿伦21分14板3助3断2帽、加兰6分3助、勒韦尔6分8助、尼昂13分2板2断、奥科罗5分3板、波特11分。

湖人(10-7):浓眉32分13板3助2断3帽、詹姆斯22分6板6助2断2帽、克里斯蒂12分5板3助、拉塞尔10分5板5助2断、里夫斯15分5板10助2断、海斯10分3板、普林斯7分4板6助、伍德13分3板。

[–]Gran Destino_Elder_ 7 points 3 hours ago

Quality win for the Lakers while most of their wings are in the ICU. AD in form tonight and good vision from Austin. Loved seeing Max play quality minutes.

球迷:在大多数侧翼都还在ICU情况下,湖人这场比赛可赢得漂亮啊!!浓眉状态回归了,里夫斯球传得漂亮!!而且克里斯蒂还拿到了可观的上场时间,太棒了!!

[–]LakersOKCDraftPick2028 3 points 3 hours ago

Is your team struggling to score in the first quarter? come play the lakers and we can fix that for you

湖人球迷:亲们!如果大家有首节得分阳痿的老毛病,来跟湖人这儿看看吧,跟咱们搞搞,我们可以给你们治这个病!!

注:本场比赛,湖人首节让骑士得了40分。

[–]CelticsMajorSlimes 336 points 2 hours ago

Donovan Mitchell with the ugliest 22 points performance ever

骑士球迷:米切尔今天拿下了史上最水、最难看的单场22分…

注:米切尔本场比赛得到22分,但是投篮仅18投4中。

[–]Lakerssuhar97 174 points 2 hours ago

Lebron will challenge that lol

湖人球迷:老詹一听楼上你这么说,心想你小子是不是不把老子放在眼里?哈哈哈!!

注:老詹本场比赛不遑多让,也得到22分,投篮23投仅8中。

[–]WarriorsCurrymvp2 88 points 2 hours ago

He just shot so many outside jumpers tonight for some reason. It was weird because he usually stops shooting when he's cold but not tonight.

勇士球迷:老詹今天不知道吃错了什么药了,怎么出手那么多外线投篮…太奇怪了,平常遇到手感不好的时候,他通常就收手了,今天这是咋了?

[–]LakersFeminismIsTheBestIsm 93 points 2 hours ago

LeBron realized that when he plays badly, the Cavs lose, so he intentionally played badly to win the game. Bravo LeGenius you have done it again

湖人球迷:楼上你有所不知啊,其实老詹早已有肌肉记忆,每次只要他打得烂的时候,骑士必定输球!难怪今天为了湖人能赢球,他故意“摆烂”!行行行,牛逼了啊,老詹你这只老狐狸,这次又让你给得逞了!!

[–]jaylson 91 points 2 hours ago

Donovan Mitchell violently fucked his team’s chances of winning this game

球迷:今天米切尔也不遑多让啊!!为了浇灭骑士赢球的希望,他暴力输出使出浑身解数,简直是不遗余力!!

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[–][LAL] LeBron JamesThe1AndOnlyJZ 59 points 2 hours ago

His shot selection is awful

Surprised the Cavs can’t get him to tone that shit down

湖人球迷:今天米切尔的出手选择惨不忍睹了!可是骑士队却没一个人出来去劝劝他,不敢信...

[–]Nothappened 24 points 2 hours ago

He watching what Lebron was doing and said hold my beer

球迷:楼上的你有所不知,米切尔看到对面的老詹也瞎几把乱搞没个人样,心说榜样的力量可不得用在这儿吗?今天怎么着我也得烂一烂~~~

[–]Lakersblatant_shill 77 points 3 hours ag

Find someone who has faith in you like LeBron has faith in his 3-pointers. That man was 1-8 and jacked up a contested 3-pointer to try to seal the game.

湖人球迷:兄弟们!以后你们找老婆多跟老詹取取经!你相信自己老婆不会抛弃你的信念,要像老詹相信自己的三分球一定能进那么强,就得那么坚定,懂?这老小子今天,在之前三分8投1中的情况下,比赛关键时刻竟然还敢顶着人投出一记三分啊!!!

新闻链接>>>>>>Skip:尽管勒布朗三分9中1湖人仍拿下比赛 我仍很喜欢这支球队

[–]LakersHuman_mind 23 points 2 hours ago*

Not just in his 3-pointers, but specifically in his dribble-dribble-dribble step-back 3-pointers with 2 seconds left on the clock...

湖人球迷:那可不单单只是相信自己的三分这么简单啊!老詹他自信的可是在进攻时间剩两秒、运球、运球、运球、后撤步、出手…这一套连招啊!!

–]Lakersk1ngkoala 40 points 3 hours ago

Lebron and Mitchell both competing to see who could sell their team the hardest. Mitchell won

湖人球迷:今天,老詹和米切尔二人决战紫荆之巅!比的是谁先把自己家的水晶给先拆了!最终,米切尔险胜!!

[–]LakersHuman_mind 6 points 2 hours ago

On that last attempt, I actually said out loud, oh God.. LeBron please don't shoot that fucking shot. And then...

湖人球迷:老詹最后那次出手的时候,我嗓子都失禁了,直接失声喊出了“卧槽!天哪!别他妈投那个篮啊!!”接着就…

[–][LAL] Austin ReaveswoKaaaa[S] 5 points an hour ago

You can see it in his eyes literally as soon as he gets past half court. You know he's gonna chuck that shit up lmao

湖人球迷:最后那个回合,老詹运球一过半场,你就能从他的眼神里面看出来!这球他可他妈投定了啊,哈哈哈!!!

–]CavaliersTheSmokedSalmon420 17 points 3 hours ago

When AD is on he is still as unstoppable as anyone in the NBA

骑士球迷:话说回来,当浓眉发挥的时候,他仍然是不可阻挡呢!!

[–]LakersElite_Alice 31 points 3 hours ago

The praise for AD performance tonight need to be as loud as the slander. Keep the same energy

湖人球迷:你们之前黑浓眉黑得有多狠,今天吹浓眉也得吹那么狠!知道不?别就光知道黑!!

]LakersUnfairAnything 12 points 3 hours ago

everyone on the lakers, except for Prince, scored double digits points

湖人球迷:同志们,今天湖人队除了普林斯,其他人得分都上双了啊!!

[–]Lakersjunahn 18 points 3 hours ago

Prince was exceptional on defense

湖人球迷:不过普林斯防守可相当牛逼啊!!

[–][LAL] Kentavious Caldwell-Popemishmashedtosunday 3 points 2 hours ago

His offense the entire 2nd half was basically pump fake -> drive -> give ball to AD

湖人球迷:普林斯下半场的进攻,基本上就是投篮假动作、突破、把球传给浓眉,这套连招了…

][LAL] Austin ReavesAustin_Reaves 16 points 3 hours ago

Lebron went off fourth quarter

湖人球迷:我再提一句,老詹今天第四节发挥超神了啊~~~

[–]floatersforalgernon 15 points 3 hours ago

To be honest, this was one of his worst "intelligent" performances. He also shot badly and made lots of inexplicable decisions.

球迷:不得不说,今天这场是老詹打得最没章法的比赛之一!投篮极差,而且做出了很多让人匪夷所思的比赛决策!

[–]LakersFriendoftheNight818 8 points 3 hours ago

Thank God that LeBron pull up technical didn't end up mattering

湖人球迷:谢天谢地啊!老詹的那个扣篮挂筐的技犯,最后没出什么大事…

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